Halloween Limericks for Kids - A Geezer Named Bernie

 There once was a geezer named Bernie,

Who started a long, epic journey.

"I never will stop,

Till I reach the top!"

But they carried him out on a gurney.

Valentine's Day Limerick - The Dove, to Its Mate, Does Coo

The dove, to its mate, does coo

The bull, to his cow, does moo

This Valentine's Day

Please hear me say

That I really and truly love you.