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An Olde Halloween Limerick - Said a Bat to an Owl in an Oak


Said a Bat to an Owl in an oak-
"This Halloween Night is a joak!"
And that wise-looking bird
Replied: "Yes, it's absird,
I was thinking so when I awoak."

A Labor Day Limerick




 

  
On Monday we celebrate labor
Whether you, your wife, or your neighbor
So let's  give a shout
And push the kid out!
Oh sorry - not that kind of labor?

There Once Was A Vampy Old Witch (Halloween)

There once was a vampy old witch,
The thought of her near made me twitch,
But she had a nice twin,
With a similar grin,
My thought?  Which witch was which?