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There was a young sleigh bell named Tingle
She loved to ring and to jingle
She shined herself bright
'Cause on Christmas Eve night 
She'll be on the sled of Kris Kringle.

 

 

 

Carly the Elf - Christmas Limerick for Kids

Carly the elf was flustered
When she tasted the caramel custard
Her taste buds rejected
The flavor detected
---The stuff was stadium mustard!
 

There was a vain elf named Rory - A Christmas Limerick for Kids


There was a vain elf named Rory

Who wanted to hog all the glory

He claimed with much noise

That he made all the toys

But we know that wasn't the story



You Are Fired! A Lazy Elf Limerick - Christmas Poems for Kids


 An elf with a red pointed hat,
Loved to talk, to eat, and to chat.
He'd rather make noise,
Than help to with the toys,
And Santa just cannot have that!

An Elf from Nantucket - A Christmas Limerick

 

There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!