Christmas Limericks For Kids - A Wreath Named Jo

There once was a wreath named Jo
She was proud of her big, red bow
Her circle of greenery
Made beautiful scenery
In the light of the fireplace glow.

A Nasty Old Grinch - Christmas Limerick

If he acts like a nasty old grinch,
And the sight of him makes you flinch,
Treat him with kindness,
Perhaps you will mind less,
Though his heart grows not even an inch.

The Reason for the Season - Christmas Limerick

I hope that your Christmas is merry,
And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,
But remember the reason,
for this joyous season,
Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.

A Pretty Young Elf Named Clare - Christmas Poems for Kids

There was a pretty young elf named Clare

She picked out her clothes with great care

Her friends said to hurry

"Just wear something furry,"

But she couldn't decide what to wear.

A Reindeer Named Paige - Christmas Limericks For Kids

There was a young reindeer named Paige
She flew very well for her age
But instead of flying
She'd rather be trying
To dance The Nutcracker on stage.

An Elf Named Molly - Christmas Limericks For Children

There once was an elf named Molly
She braided her hair with holly
She helped Santa make toys
For good girls & boys
Her favorite - an old fashioned dolly.

Leap Year Limerick - A Maid Demure

This is a Maid demure,
She wants a man for sure.
She's had one or two,
But they will not do,
So another she'll try to secure.

Thanksgiving Limericks For Children - Jake Was A Happy Young Turkey

Jake was a happy young turkey
In fact, you might call him perky
But that little bird
Was so sad when he heard
That he soon would be pemmican jerky

Thanksgiving Limericks - A Turkey Named Brock

There once was a turkey named Brock
He proudly led his whole flock
But he just couldn't see
Their grim destiny
And they all ended up in a wok

Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

Dark clouds may overcast the Sun
The day be dark and murky
But you will find
If not too blind
Sunshine around each Turkey

At A Halloween Party A Ghost - A Limerick

At a Halloween party a ghost
As he walked arm-in-arm with the host
Said: "Unseen to play tricks,
And with people to micks,
Is the thing that amuses me most!"

Linus, Sally, and the Great Pumpkin - A Halloween Limerick

Our Linus and Sally did wait
In the patch, for the Pumpkin, Great
But as Sally feared
It never appeared
And a candy-less night was their fate.

Cried Witch To Her Cat - We Must Go

Cried a witch to her cat - We must go
And visit these people belo
Who say that they doubt us
Yet can't do without us
They're the most inconsistent I kno

Witch's Brew - Halloween Limerick

Bedazzled by the likes of you

So charmed by all you say and do

On Halloween Day

You blew me away

Heck. . . blame it on the witch's brew!

A Cream of Wheat Halloween Limerick

Said a ghost who was pale and transparent
"I should eat Cream of Wheat," it's apparent
But it's so nutritious
I'd get too ambitious
And leave my old haunts . . .  so I daren't!"

An Olde Halloween Limerick - Said a Bat to an Owl in an Oak

Said a Bat to an Owl in an oak-
"This Halloween Night is a joak!"
And that wise-looking bird
Replied: "Yes, it's absird,
I was thinking so when I awoak."

A Labor Day Limerick

 
  

On Monday we celebrate labor
Whether you, your wife, or your neighbor
So let's  give a shout
And push the kid out!
Oh sorry - not that kind of labor?

There Once Was A Vampy Old Witch (Halloween)

There once was a vampy old witch,

The thought of her near made me twitch,

But she had a nice twin,

With a similar grin,

My thought?  Which witch was which?

Please Be Mine! A Valentine's Limerick

There've been ups and down, it is true
And it sometimes appears I've no clue
So on Valentine's Day
Just let me say
That I really and truly love you.