You Are Fired! A Lazy Elf Limerick - Christmas Poems for Kids

 An elf with a red pointed hat,

Loved to talk, to eat, and to chat.

He'd rather make noise,
Than help to with the toys,

And Santa just cannot have that!

There Once Was A Vampy Old Witch (Halloween)

There once was a vampy old witch,

The thought of her near made me twitch,

But she had a nice twin,

With a similar grin,

My thought?  Which witch was which?