There was a young sleigh bell named Tingle
She loved to ring and to jingle
She shined herself bright
'Cause on Christmas Eve night 
She'll be on the sled of Kris Kringle.

 

 

 

Carly the Elf - Christmas Limerick for Kids

Carly the elf was flustered
When she tasted the caramel custard
Her taste buds rejected
The flavor detected
---The stuff was stadium mustard!
 

There was a vain elf named Rory - A Christmas Limerick for Kids

There was a vain elf named Rory

Who wanted to hog all the glory

He claimed with much noise

That he made all the toys

But we know that wasn't the story

You Are Fired! A Lazy Elf Limerick - Christmas Poems for Kids

 An elf with a red pointed hat,

Loved to talk, to eat, and to chat.

He'd rather make noise,
Than help to with the toys,

And Santa just cannot have that!

An Elf from Nantucket - A Christmas Limerick

 

There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!

Santa's Friend McGillicuddy - Christmas Limericks for Kids

I have a young friend named McGillicuddy
Whose favorite toy is Silly Putty
She thinks it quite nice
To sleep on the ice
So I guess that makes her my chilly buddy.

An Elf Named Bing - A White Christmas Limerick

There was an old elf named Bing
He was good at only one thing
He was clumsy with tools
And broke all the rules
But boy could he sing, sing, sing.

A Snowman Named Vince - Limerick Poems for Kids

There once was a snowman named Vince
But no one has talked to him since
Without any sound
He ate a whole pound
Of super-hot cinnamon mints!

Elsa and the Snow Flurry - A Christmas Elf Limerick

When Elsa saw the first flurry
At once, she started to scurry
"I'm getting too old
To handle the cold,"
She said as she found something furry.

A Reindeer Named Chuck - Christmas Limerick Poems for Kids

There once was a reindeer named Chuck
Who had more than his share of good luck
He sang a fine song
And was also quite strong
- He could pull more toys than a truck!

Vintage Christmas Card Limerick Poem - To You And All Your Kinfolk

To you and all your kinfolk
A happy Christmas Day!
A crowded year 
Of joy and cheer
And fun and work and play!

An Angel Named Joyce - Christmas Limericks for Kids

There once was an angel named Joyce
She had quite a beautiful voice
Whenever she'd sing
The bells would all ring
And all of us humans rejoice.

Christmas Limericks For Kids - A Wreath Named Jo

There once was a wreath named Jo
She was proud of her big, red bow
Her circle of greenery
Made beautiful scenery
In the light of the fireplace glow.

A Nasty Old Grinch - Christmas Limerick

If he acts like a nasty old grinch,
And the sight of him makes you flinch,
Treat him with kindness,
Perhaps you will mind less,
Though his heart grows not even an inch.

The Reason for the Season - Christmas Limerick

I hope that your Christmas is merry,
And your jolly St. Nick is hairy,
But remember the reason,
for this joyous season,
Is Jesus, and Joseph, and Mary.

A Pretty Young Elf Named Clare - Christmas Poems for Kids

There was a pretty young elf named Clare

She picked out her clothes with great care

Her friends said to hurry

"Just wear something furry,"

But she couldn't decide what to wear.

A Reindeer Named Paige - Christmas Limericks For Kids

There was a young reindeer named Paige
She flew very well for her age
But instead of flying
She'd rather be trying
To dance The Nutcracker on stage.

An Elf Named Molly - Christmas Limericks For Children

There once was an elf named Molly
She braided her hair with holly
She helped Santa make toys
For good girls & boys
Her favorite - an old fashioned dolly.