The Cry of the Banshee - Halloween Limerick Poem

When you hear the banshee's shrill cry
A person, high-born, will die
A murder, quite often
Is what fills the coffin
Then under the turf he will lie.

Halloween Limericks for Kids - A Geezer Named Bernie

 There once was a geezer named Bernie,

Who started a long, epic journey.

"I never will stop,

Till I reach the top!"

But they carried him out on a gurney.

Valentine's Day Limerick - The Dove, to Its Mate, Does Coo

The dove, to its mate, does coo

The bull, to his cow, does moo

This Valentine's Day

Please hear me say

That I really and truly love you.

There was a young sleigh bell named Tingle
She loved to ring and to jingle
She shined herself bright
'Cause on Christmas Eve night 
She'll be on the sled of Kris Kringle.

 

 

 

Carly the Elf - Christmas Limerick for Kids

Carly the elf was flustered
When she tasted the caramel custard
Her taste buds rejected
The flavor detected
---The stuff was stadium mustard!
 

There was a vain elf named Rory - A Christmas Limerick for Kids

There was a vain elf named Rory

Who wanted to hog all the glory

He claimed with much noise

That he made all the toys

But we know that wasn't the story

You Are Fired! A Lazy Elf Limerick - Christmas Poems for Kids

 An elf with a red pointed hat,

Loved to talk, to eat, and to chat.

He'd rather make noise,
Than help to with the toys,

And Santa just cannot have that!

An Elf from Nantucket - A Christmas Limerick

 

There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!

Thanksgiving Limerick Postcard - A Man from Decatur

The cost of good living is greater,
Said a gentleman out in Decatur,
When Thanksgiving came round,
On inquiry I found,
He had dined on string beans and potater.

Santa's Friend McGillicuddy - Christmas Limericks for Kids

I have a young friend named McGillicuddy
Whose favorite toy is Silly Putty
She thinks it quite nice
To sleep on the ice
So I guess that makes her my chilly buddy.

A Turkey Named Harry - Thanksgiving Limerick Poem

There once was a turkey named Harry
Of all human men, he was wary
A man with a knife
Tried to shorten his life
So he lives all alone on the prairie.

A Bat Named Jeremy - Halloween Limericks for Kids

There was a young bat named Jeremy
He lived with his mom in Laramie
When his mom said, "Goodbye."
He started to cry
And asked, "Who will take care o' me?"

An Elf Named Bing - A White Christmas Limerick

There was an old elf named Bing
He was good at only one thing
He was clumsy with tools
And broke all the rules
But boy could he sing, sing, sing.

A Skeleton Named Greg - Halloween Limericks for Children

There once was a skeleton named Greg

Who did not complain, whine or beg

He looked at his feet

Then felt incomplete

And said help me find my left leg.

A Groundhog's Day Limerick for Children

Every year, on the second of Feb.
The groundhog pops up his wee head
If his shadow he sees
To his burrow he flees
For six weeks, he'll go back to his bed.

A Snowman Named Vince - Limerick Poems for Kids

There once was a snowman named Vince
But no one has talked to him since
Without any sound
He ate a whole pound
Of super-hot cinnamon mints!

The Jenny or the Jake? A Thanksgiving Limerick Poem

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

(A jenny is a young female turkey.
A jake is a young male turkey.)

A Monster Named Ted - Funny Halloween Poems for Kids

There once was a monster named Ted
He filled most children with dread
But I'm in third grade
So I'm not afraid
Except when he's under my bed!

Elsa and the Snow Flurry - A Christmas Elf Limerick

When Elsa saw the first flurry
At once, she started to scurry
"I'm getting too old
To handle the cold,"
She said as she found something furry.

A Turkey Named Dobler - Thanksgiving Limericks for Kids

There once was a turkey named Dobler
His buddies all called him "The Gobbler"
But he was not able
To stay off the table
And he lay beside the peach cobbler.