There was a young witch named Kelly
She wanted to make something smelly
An old sock and a toad
And a skunk off the road
In a pie, gave an ache to my belly.
A Young Witch Named Betty - Halloween Limerick for Kids
There was a young witch named Betty
She couldn't keep her broom steady
Try as she might
She couldn't take flight
I don't think she'll ever be ready!
She couldn't keep her broom steady
Try as she might
She couldn't take flight
I don't think she'll ever be ready!
Cry of the Banshee - A Halloween Limerick
When you hear the banshee's shrill cry
A person, high-born, will die
A murder, quite often
Is what fills the coffin
Then under the turf he will lie.
A person, high-born, will die
A murder, quite often
Is what fills the coffin
Then under the turf he will lie.
How To Carve A Pumpkin - Halloween Limerick for Children
Young Jack, the pumpkin, sat mute
Quite happy to be a round fruit
A boy with a knife
Made him fear for his life
But carved him a face that was cute.
Quite happy to be a round fruit
A boy with a knife
Made him fear for his life
But carved him a face that was cute.
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow - A Headless Horseman Limerick
There once was a fellow named Crane
With a fear of ghosts in his brain.
The man with no head
Filled him with dread
But was that poor Ichabod slain?
Or rather, did Crane in his fright
Turn tail, run, and take flight?
One never knows
How that story goes
Was Crane out of mind, out of sight?
With a fear of ghosts in his brain.
The man with no head
Filled him with dread
But was that poor Ichabod slain?
Or rather, did Crane in his fright
Turn tail, run, and take flight?
One never knows
How that story goes
Was Crane out of mind, out of sight?
A Young Witch Named Kelly - Halloween Limericks for Kids
There was a young witch named Kelly
She wanted to make something smelly
An old sock and a toad
And a skunk off the road
In a pie, gave an ache to my belly.
She wanted to make something smelly
An old sock and a toad
And a skunk off the road
In a pie, gave an ache to my belly.
Wolf Man Jack - Halloween Limerick
There once was a wolf man named Jack
He was hungry and wanted a snack
He chased me and then
He turned tail when
I gave his fat snout a big whack.
He was hungry and wanted a snack
He chased me and then
He turned tail when
I gave his fat snout a big whack.
Halloween Skeleton Limericks for Children
We heard some clitter-clattering
When the rain was pitter-pattering
We looked and discovered
A skeleton uncovered
And its bones were chitter-chattering.
When the rain was pitter-pattering
We looked and discovered
A skeleton uncovered
And its bones were chitter-chattering.
A Halloween Vampire Limerick
A vampire is a very suave creature
Was the lesson Vlad tried to teach her
"He leaves his coffin
Just every so often,"
Said Vlad as he leapt up to reach her.
Was the lesson Vlad tried to teach her
"He leaves his coffin
Just every so often,"
Said Vlad as he leapt up to reach her.
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