At a Halloween party a ghost
As he walked arm-in-arm with the host
Said: "Unseen to play tricks,
And with people to micks,
Is the thing that amuses me most!"
Linus, Sally, and the Great Pumpkin - A Halloween Limerick
Our Linus and Sally did wait
In the patch, for the Pumpkin, Great
But as Sally feared
It never appeared
And a candy-less night was their fate.
In the patch, for the Pumpkin, Great
But as Sally feared
It never appeared
And a candy-less night was their fate.
Cried Witch To Her Cat - We Must Go
Cried a witch to her cat - We must go
And visit these people belo
Who say that they doubt us
Yet can't do without us
They're the most inconsistent I kno
Witch's Brew - Halloween Limerick
Bedazzled by the likes of you
So charmed by all you say and do
On Halloween Day
You blew me away
Heck. . . blame it on the witch's brew!
A Cream of Wheat Halloween Limerick
Said a ghost who was pale and transparent
"I should eat Cream of Wheat," it's apparent
But it's so nutritious
I'd get too ambitious
And leave my old haunts . . . so I daren't!"
"I should eat Cream of Wheat," it's apparent
But it's so nutritious
I'd get too ambitious
And leave my old haunts . . . so I daren't!"
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