An Olde Halloween Limerick - Said a Bat to an Owl in an Oak

Said a Bat to an Owl in an oak-
"This Halloween Night is a joak!"
And that wise-looking bird
Replied: "Yes, it's absird,
I was thinking so when I awoak."

A Labor Day Limerick

 
  

On Monday we celebrate labor
Whether you, your wife, or your neighbor
So let's  give a shout
And push the kid out!
Oh sorry - not that kind of labor?

There Once Was A Vampy Old Witch (Halloween)

There once was a vampy old witch,

The thought of her near made me twitch,

But she had a nice twin,

With a similar grin,

My thought?  Which witch was which?